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A lovelorn Yorkshireman who put his life up for auction on the Internet said Tuesday “idiots” had made fake bids which pushed up the price of his home, job and lifestyle to unrealistic levels.
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Women wear high heels to bed.
Men are never impotent.
When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he fucks her.
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk.
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
Women always orgasm when men do.
A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
All women are noisy fucks.
People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are real.
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
Men always groan ‘OH YEAH’ when they cum.
If there is two of them they ‘high five’ each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
Double penetration makes women smile.
Asian men don’t exist.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
There’s a plot.
When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
Nurses suck patients cocks.
Men always pull out.
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
Women never have headaches.
When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to ’suck it’
Assholes are clean.
A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s pants and find a cock there.
Men don’t have to beg.
When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
Pigtails = handlebars.
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Well karma can be a bitch
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In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
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U.S. interest rate is slashed by three-quarters of percentage point
WASHINGTON - The Federal Reserve, responding to a growing financial market crisis, slashed interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point Tuesday.
U.S. stock futures seesawed Tuesday after the Fed’s emergency move. Dow Jones industrial futures, down more than 500 points, or more than 5 percent, before the Fed move, were fluctuating violently an hour before the start of trading, but improved to a level where they were down 206, or 1.70 percent, to 11,900.
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FDA says cloned animals safe is food.
WASHINGTON - Just over a decade after scientists cloned the first animal, the last major barrier to selling meat and milk from clones has fallen: The U.S. government declared this food safe Tuesday.
Now, will people buy it?
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Here is a nice little story about how USA national intelligence director is helping to draft a bill that would allow the government to access any email, web search or file transfer you make.
National Intelligence Director Mike McConnell is drawing up plans for cyberspace spying that would make the current debate on warrantless wiretaps look like a “walk in the park,” according to an interview published in the New Yorker’s print edition today.
You can find the whole article here.
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The crowds gathered early at Walt Disney World Sunday morning as thousands of runners took part in the 15th Annual Disney Marathon.
The marathon started at 6 a.m. Sunday. Runners began winding their way through the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios.
The more than 18,000 runners in the marathon is more than twice the amount of runners when the Disney Marathon started in 1994.
Serious runners have ranked the marathon as one of the top 15 in the world.
The race has welcomed runners, walkers and wheelchair athletes from all U.S. states and more than 35 countries, from as far away as Singapore.
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Two cases in Germany cite diarrhea due to the sweetener sorbitol.
German physicians report that chewing too much sugar free gum containing the artificial sweetener sorbitol can cause diarrhea leading to potentially dangerous weight loss.
The cases of a 21yrs old woman who suffered diarrhea caused her to lose about 24 pounds and a 46-year-man who lost approx. 46 pounds were mysteries until the doctors asked about their chewing habits.
Both were found to be consuming a lot of sorbitol, primarily from chewing gum, said Dr. Herbert Lochs, professor of internal medicine at Humboldt University in Berlin, and one author of the report.
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Our celebrities won’t even go shopping without an atleast $110,000 value car.Most of them have a Cadillac Escalade or a Range Rover in their garage, you know, just in case.We have to separate though celebrities with expensive cars, and celebs with rare, exclusive premium cars.
For example Britney Spears with her Mercedes CLK350 and for example Jay Kay and his Maserati A6GCS.
