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When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he fucks her.
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk.
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
Women always orgasm when men do.
A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
All women are noisy fucks.
People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are real.
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
Men always groan ‘OH YEAH’ when they cum.
If there is two of them they ‘high five’ each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
Double penetration makes women smile.
Asian men don’t exist.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
There’s a plot.
When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
Nurses suck patients cocks.
Men always pull out.
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
Women never have headaches.
When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to ’suck it’
Assholes are clean.
A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s pants and find a cock there.
Men don’t have to beg.
When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
WASHINGTON - Just over a decade after scientists cloned the first animal, the last major barrier to selling meat and milk from clones has fallen: The U.S. government declared this food safe Tuesday.
Two cases in Germany cite diarrhea due to the sweetener sorbitol.
German physicians report that chewing too much sugar free gum containing the artificial sweetener sorbitol can cause diarrhea leading to potentially dangerous weight loss.
The cases of a 21yrs old woman who suffered diarrhea caused her to lose about 24 pounds and a 46-year-man who lost approx. 46 pounds were mysteries until the doctors asked about their chewing habits.
Both were found to be consuming a lot of sorbitol, primarily from chewing gum, said Dr. Herbert Lochs, professor of internal medicine at Humboldt University in Berlin, and one author of the report.
Our celebrities won’t even go shopping without an atleast $110,000 value car.Most of them have a Cadillac Escalade or a Range Rover in their garage, you know, just in case.We have to separate though celebrities with expensive cars, and celebs with rare, exclusive premium cars.
For example Britney Spears with her Mercedes CLK350 and for example Jay Kay and his Maserati A6GCS.
“You are the donkey.You’ll work night and day, and you will carry heavy burden.You will eat grass and remain stupid.You will live 50 years.”
“Living 50 years like this is too much my Lord, please dont give me more than 30″ - the Donkey argued.
And this is how it was.
Next the God created the Dog, and told him:
“You are the Dog. You will watch over humans, whom best friend you will be.You will eat what he leaves over, and you will live 25 years”
“Living 25 years like this is too much my Lord, please dont give me more than 10 years” - The Dog begged.
And this is how it was.
After that God created the Monkey and told him:
“You are the Monkey.You will keep jumping from tree to tree and will act like an idiot.Everybody will laugh at you, and you will live 20 years”
“Living 20 years like the worlds clown is too much my Lord, please dont give me more than 10 years” - Whined the Monkey
And this is how it was.
In the End God created the Man and told him:
“You are the Man, the only reasonable being on Earth.With your intelligence you will conquer the whole world and every living.You will rule over the world and live 20 years”.
“My Lord, being a man for only 20 years isnt enough.Please give me the 20 years the donkey gave back, and the 15 years from the dog, and the 10 years of the monkey” - went on the Man.
And this is how it was.
Thats the reason why the man lives 20 years like a true man, then he gets married, and works day and night for 20 years like the donkey.Then his children are born, and he will be like the dog, guarding the house, and eating what the household leaves behind for 15 years.When he gets old, he will live the last 10 years like the monkey and act like a clown to entertain his grandchildren.
Brave new world, everybody and anybody meaning nobodies can get their 15 minutes of fame nowdays.Doesn’t really matter how, you can make a complete idiot of yourself in public (you have many ways to do it online, for example blogging, broadcasting yourself, and there are a number of social networking sites).If you are stupid, you are not popular, then you can become famous.Maybe only for a period of short time, but hey.
Hillary Uncensored - Banned by the Media , the trailer to the new documentary about Democratic presidental frontrunner Hillary Clinton has reached mad views.
The movie allages campaign finance violations, and it will result in several screenings.
Although the video posted on google was top #1 / #top 2 it doesnt appear in any featured listing on google videos / youtube.
The preview produced by hollywood businessman Peter F. Paul was also the most viewed video on youtube in UK.
“The only way to see it is if you look for it,” Paul said. To find the video, the words “Hillary Uncensored” must be typed into the Google Video search engine.
In a written statement, Google spokesman Gabriel Stricker said, “While we don’t disclose all the specifics of how we rank videos (to prevent people from gaming the system), I can tell you that results are algorithmically based and that we look at a wide variety of information that ’s associated with each video — such as metadata.”
“This is the first documentary ever released on Hillary,” said Paul, a former Clinton friend-turned-foe, who uses his collection of home movies with the Clintons in the film. “I am the only person to ever come forward with the Clintons in their unguarded moments,” said Paul. “Hillary’s own words and actions will indict her.”
Paul is suing former President Bill Clinton and the Clintons’ business associate, Jim Levin, and Hollywood producer Gary Smith, all of whom were involved in a Hollywood fundraiser — orchestrated by Paul — for Sen. Clinton’s first Senate run in 2000.
Clinton attorney David Kendall has maintained the Clintons’ innocence and questioned the credibility of Paul, citing his previous felony convictions.
“I don’t expect anybody to just believe what I say,” Paul said. “I say ‘just look at the public record I expose.’”
“I have no recollection whatsoever of discussing any arrangement with him whereby he would support my campaign for the United States Senate in exchange for anything from me or then-President Clinton, and I do not believe I made any such statement because I believe I would remember such a discussion if it had occurred,” Clinton said in a written declaration on April 7, 2006.
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